Stalin go to Hirohito house to play

Today Stalin get invite to Hirohito house. Hirohito is very sneaky of Japanese, he is think he is better of Stalin, but Stalin know he is not of better than as Stalin. Still Stalin think Hirohito better than stupid whiny face big head Churchill. Hirohito invite Stalin to play new game he get of Candyland, it is very bad and sneaky Japanese game. Hirohito say that candy king is leader of great candy land; Stalin disagree. Stalin say to Hirohito, “King Candy is oppressor of Bourgeoisie type and enemy of all proletariat,” Stalin point to box cover, “King candy only pay workers in candy, is very bad.” Stalin and Hirohito get in fight over who own Candyland game. Stalin grab game board and knock all pieces on floor, “Is very bad game! Is teach American capitalism to sneaky Japanese.” Stalin push Hirohito into dirt and Hirohito go and tell on Stalin to guard. Stalin know Hirohito is of sneaky and cowardly tattletale Japanese. When Guard come Stalin say fight is of all Hirohito fault, guard do not agree. Guard tell Stalin and Hirohito to go inside and play another game because is of better idea.  Before go inside and find new game, Hirohito go of take shower to wash off dirt and bruises of Stalin great mighty strength. While Hirohito in shower Stalin come up with plan. Stalin sneak into bathroom and flush toilet while Hirohito shower, is of make water very cold. Hirohito scream very loudly and curse Stalin. Stalin say “Is of for war of 1904!” Hirohito know he was of lucky to win war of 1904 against glorious Russia, is like rigged game of Candyland! Guard come to see commotion and tell Stalin and Hirohito of time to go to bed, as make too much trouble. Hirohito and Stalin go to bed early because guard say make too much noise and trouble. Stalin tell guard hate it at Hirohito house and want to go home! Guard tell Stalin that is of long way home and have to stay at sleepover as Stalin agree. “Stalin hate food and all of tiny japan, everything so small!” Guard is get mad and leave, Stalin think he win. Stalin tell Hirohito to sleep on floor and Hirohito agree, Stalin is very proud to see inferior nation of Japan so he go to sleep know how much better and bigger of all things in Russia are.