Stalin Go Paris

Today is big day for Stalin. Today, Stalin make first trip Paris. Is very exciting. Stalin have big list of thing to do. Stalin most want go to Eurodisneyland. Is best Disneyland. Much better than American Disneyland. Stalin want ride teacup since little child at father's dacha. Stalin also want to go through Small World. Stalin make sure all guard sing very loudly "It a small world after all, so easy for Stalin to conquer after all!" Stalin make sure that guard bring him big cotton candy too. Next stop for Stalin is Space Mountain. Stalin enjoy very much! Stalin make sure call Russian Space Agency and fax them blueprint for Space Moutain. It will be sure to get Russia as #1 in space race!!!! Stalin next go into Paris itself. Stalin first run into Notre Dame and shout, "God's not real Imperalist fundies!!!" Is making big laugh among guards!!! Stalin next go to Eifel Tower. Stalin not understand why French want giant penis in center of city. But Stalin no care. Stalin happy be able to spit and throw penny from top! Next Stalin go to Lover. Stalin think he has discovered reason for Mona Lisa smiling. She has just seen Iron Giant!!! Everyone smile after see Iron Giant!!! Stalin not like Lover though. Stalin think it meant to distract the proletariat from reality of life. Next Stalin invite to dinner from friend Charles Sea Gull. Charles is of old war friend who fought Hitler. Charles Sea Gull take Stalin to Corduroy Blue. But Stalin no like Corduroy Blue. Corduroy Blue no serve Stalin bear steak. Stalin is of furious. They say Stalin bear is of in danger!! Cannot serve. But Stalin no understand. Of course Bear in danger. It about to be kill for Stalin to enjoy bear steak. Stalin get very mad and tell guard to abduct cook family until he make bear steak! Charles Sea Gull say No Stalin is not your country you cannot of doing this! Stalin say, No Charles Sea Gull, Stalin know best if not want nuclear war then let abduct cook family until cook bear steak. Charles Sea Gull tell Stalin ok. After dinner Stalin decide go on walk by Seine River. Stalin take along best friend Nikolai Yezhov.

Is of nothing ever going to come between friendship of ours. Today was good day.