National Soviet Bear Celebration Day!

Today is Nation Soviet Bear Celebration Day! Bear is Stalin favorite animal! Stalin celebrate in the many festivities of holiday, only inferior to that of Stalin appreciation months. Stalin is first in line to every festivity. Stalin go on giant bear tea cup merry go round as peasants pull it round with rope, was very fun! Peasants complain that Stalin let horses go off ropes so they have to pull, it is true, was very funny! Stalin have peasants sent to work labor at nail factory for saying Stalin is problem greatest leader all time. Stalin go to eat superior cotton candy of communism then take nap. When Stalin get up from nap he go to see gypsy circus of great bear training. Stalin get bored waiting for show to start, so he have all trainers sent to Siberia. Stalin volunteer guard to do show, was very fun to watch. Some peasants in audience did not find funny as Stalin, so Stalin have go work at great national soviet laundromat. Stalin proud of national laundromat. One laundromat does all laundry in great soviet nation. Is very efficient.

Stalin Guard best bear trainer in all world, after Stalin of course. Was very fun to watch!

Stalin tell guard that he is of best bear trainer in world so he have bears feed all of vodka and released with peasants for petting zoo. Is best idea ever, but peasants are very scared. Stalin tell Peasants he will save and be big hero as always. However, Stalin get bored and want to leave, Stalin have long day and very cranky so he tell Peasants to do instead. Goodbye peasants. Guard tell Stalin it is time to go home so Stalin get in wagon pulled by gypsies to go back home. Was very fun and successful day, Stalin cannot wait for next year!

Stalin photo souvenir of great day at national festivities fair.