Olympic Time!!!

Today very exciting month. Olympic come soon!! Stalin love Olympic. Glorious Russia finally get second Olympic. Stalin personally pick political prisoner build bobsleigh track. Stalin make sure only have finest of bread and finest of water as diet when build no second. Stalin only feed water and maggot before before. Now Stalin begin work on ski jump. Every time jump speaker will play soviet national anthem at same volume as boeing jumbo jet takeoff from 1 meter! Engineer and physicist say Stalin no!!! Will create cross wind and blow ski jumper off path into spectator. But Stalin know better and tell them they are wrong and better build if want to see family. Stalin next work on hockey arena. Stalin find PERFECT pond. No jew massacre occur near it so is safe for hockey. Stalin have moscow homeless build. They make bleacher out of shopping cart and old subway car. Stalin next make cross country ski course. It stretch from Vladivostok to Moscow!!! Stalin not sure how skier travel 3000 mile in two week but in rules so Stalin must build. Stalin next make speed skate. Stalin devise way to make speed skate really speed. Stalin take catapault from aircraft carrier and put in ice. Skater lock skate in and when launch play top gun theme. Skater go 0-300kph in 3 second!!! Hope skater can make sharp turn! Stalin then turn attention to downhill ski. Stalin think can make better. Stalin put in group of Chechen rebels on course and make downhill skier where Red Army uniform. Whoever skier make it down fastest and with less wound win!!! Stalin also design own sport. Iron Giant Bear Curling. Player must ride bear while watching Iron Giant on DVD player across ice and try and make bear shit in circle!!! Is of most fun!!! Stalin is super excite for olympic.