Stalin new news network! Stalin News Now 24/7 Network Action Talk!

STNN24/7NAT on air!!! Is new network bringing latest news for Stalin people!!! Stalin make network to air Iron Giant and bring live execution of evil chechen rebel. No freedom for you chechen! Stalin also have talk show! It call STALIN! Stalin bring on big guest in Soviet Russia on! First guest is Soviet Table Tennis champion! Stalin will be playing champion for his family! If Stalin win champion get to see family set free! If champion win champion get to pick method of execution for family! Champion get to pick between bear scythe gun or toilet for execution style! Is of most fun and Soviet Union get watch execution live on TV!!! STALIN! also have special guest on for Monday! Is terrorist behind benghazi attack! He will bring late update on US corruption and how he overcome! Is of most fun! Stalin also bring in syndicated program from friend in germainy. It call Hitler! it host by Stalin of best friend Hitler! It is of sketch show where Hitler make of funny joke! Hitler have many sketches! Stalin most favorite is Jew Doctor! It show how Jew doctor make many mistake during checkup! Is of most funny! Stalin also have real unbiased news for Soviet people! It will not show news of Pussy Riot. It will show news of Stalin who only tell truth! Stalin is most excited for new news network. Maybe Lenin get show one day if he stop taking all of Stalin GI Ivan doll and putting them in sexy position.

Stalin Go Paris

Today is big day for Stalin. Today, Stalin make first trip Paris. Is very exciting. Stalin have big list of thing to do. Stalin most want go to Eurodisneyland. Is best Disneyland. Much better than American Disneyland. Stalin want ride teacup since little child at father's dacha. Stalin also want to go through Small World. Stalin make sure all guard sing very loudly "It a small world after all, so easy for Stalin to conquer after all!" Stalin make sure that guard bring him big cotton candy too. Next stop for Stalin is Space Mountain. Stalin enjoy very much! Stalin make sure call Russian Space Agency and fax them blueprint for Space Moutain. It will be sure to get Russia as #1 in space race!!!! Stalin next go into Paris itself. Stalin first run into Notre Dame and shout, "God's not real Imperalist fundies!!!" Is making big laugh among guards!!! Stalin next go to Eifel Tower. Stalin not understand why French want giant penis in center of city. But Stalin no care. Stalin happy be able to spit and throw penny from top! Next Stalin go to Lover. Stalin think he has discovered reason for Mona Lisa smiling. She has just seen Iron Giant!!! Everyone smile after see Iron Giant!!! Stalin not like Lover though. Stalin think it meant to distract the proletariat from reality of life. Next Stalin invite to dinner from friend Charles Sea Gull. Charles is of old war friend who fought Hitler. Charles Sea Gull take Stalin to Corduroy Blue. But Stalin no like Corduroy Blue. Corduroy Blue no serve Stalin bear steak. Stalin is of furious. They say Stalin bear is of in danger!! Cannot serve. But Stalin no understand. Of course Bear in danger. It about to be kill for Stalin to enjoy bear steak. Stalin get very mad and tell guard to abduct cook family until he make bear steak! Charles Sea Gull say No Stalin is not your country you cannot of doing this! Stalin say, No Charles Sea Gull, Stalin know best if not want nuclear war then let abduct cook family until cook bear steak. Charles Sea Gull tell Stalin ok. After dinner Stalin decide go on walk by Seine River. Stalin take along best friend Nikolai Yezhov.

Is of nothing ever going to come between friendship of ours. Today was good day.

Stalin go to Hirohito house to play

Today Stalin get invite to Hirohito house. Hirohito is very sneaky of Japanese, he is think he is better of Stalin, but Stalin know he is not of better than as Stalin. Still Stalin think Hirohito better than stupid whiny face big head Churchill. Hirohito invite Stalin to play new game he get of Candyland, it is very bad and sneaky Japanese game. Hirohito say that candy king is leader of great candy land; Stalin disagree. Stalin say to Hirohito, “King Candy is oppressor of Bourgeoisie type and enemy of all proletariat,” Stalin point to box cover, “King candy only pay workers in candy, is very bad.” Stalin and Hirohito get in fight over who own Candyland game. Stalin grab game board and knock all pieces on floor, “Is very bad game! Is teach American capitalism to sneaky Japanese.” Stalin push Hirohito into dirt and Hirohito go and tell on Stalin to guard. Stalin know Hirohito is of sneaky and cowardly tattletale Japanese. When Guard come Stalin say fight is of all Hirohito fault, guard do not agree. Guard tell Stalin and Hirohito to go inside and play another game because is of better idea.  Before go inside and find new game, Hirohito go of take shower to wash off dirt and bruises of Stalin great mighty strength. While Hirohito in shower Stalin come up with plan. Stalin sneak into bathroom and flush toilet while Hirohito shower, is of make water very cold. Hirohito scream very loudly and curse Stalin. Stalin say “Is of for war of 1904!” Hirohito know he was of lucky to win war of 1904 against glorious Russia, is like rigged game of Candyland! Guard come to see commotion and tell Stalin and Hirohito of time to go to bed, as make too much trouble. Hirohito and Stalin go to bed early because guard say make too much noise and trouble. Stalin tell guard hate it at Hirohito house and want to go home! Guard tell Stalin that is of long way home and have to stay at sleepover as Stalin agree. “Stalin hate food and all of tiny japan, everything so small!” Guard is get mad and leave, Stalin think he win. Stalin tell Hirohito to sleep on floor and Hirohito agree, Stalin is very proud to see inferior nation of Japan so he go to sleep know how much better and bigger of all things in Russia are.

Olympic Time!!!

Today very exciting month. Olympic come soon!! Stalin love Olympic. Glorious Russia finally get second Olympic. Stalin personally pick political prisoner build bobsleigh track. Stalin make sure only have finest of bread and finest of water as diet when build no second. Stalin only feed water and maggot before before. Now Stalin begin work on ski jump. Every time jump speaker will play soviet national anthem at same volume as boeing jumbo jet takeoff from 1 meter! Engineer and physicist say Stalin no!!! Will create cross wind and blow ski jumper off path into spectator. But Stalin know better and tell them they are wrong and better build if want to see family. Stalin next work on hockey arena. Stalin find PERFECT pond. No jew massacre occur near it so is safe for hockey. Stalin have moscow homeless build. They make bleacher out of shopping cart and old subway car. Stalin next make cross country ski course. It stretch from Vladivostok to Moscow!!! Stalin not sure how skier travel 3000 mile in two week but in rules so Stalin must build. Stalin next make speed skate. Stalin devise way to make speed skate really speed. Stalin take catapault from aircraft carrier and put in ice. Skater lock skate in and when launch play top gun theme. Skater go 0-300kph in 3 second!!! Hope skater can make sharp turn! Stalin then turn attention to downhill ski. Stalin think can make better. Stalin put in group of Chechen rebels on course and make downhill skier where Red Army uniform. Whoever skier make it down fastest and with less wound win!!! Stalin also design own sport. Iron Giant Bear Curling. Player must ride bear while watching Iron Giant on DVD player across ice and try and make bear shit in circle!!! Is of most fun!!! Stalin is super excite for olympic.

National Soviet Bear Celebration Day!

Today is Nation Soviet Bear Celebration Day! Bear is Stalin favorite animal! Stalin celebrate in the many festivities of holiday, only inferior to that of Stalin appreciation months. Stalin is first in line to every festivity. Stalin go on giant bear tea cup merry go round as peasants pull it round with rope, was very fun! Peasants complain that Stalin let horses go off ropes so they have to pull, it is true, was very funny! Stalin have peasants sent to work labor at nail factory for saying Stalin is problem greatest leader all time. Stalin go to eat superior cotton candy of communism then take nap. When Stalin get up from nap he go to see gypsy circus of great bear training. Stalin get bored waiting for show to start, so he have all trainers sent to Siberia. Stalin volunteer guard to do show, was very fun to watch. Some peasants in audience did not find funny as Stalin, so Stalin have go work at great national soviet laundromat. Stalin proud of national laundromat. One laundromat does all laundry in great soviet nation. Is very efficient.

Stalin Guard best bear trainer in all world, after Stalin of course. Was very fun to watch!

Stalin tell guard that he is of best bear trainer in world so he have bears feed all of vodka and released with peasants for petting zoo. Is best idea ever, but peasants are very scared. Stalin tell Peasants he will save and be big hero as always. However, Stalin get bored and want to leave, Stalin have long day and very cranky so he tell Peasants to do instead. Goodbye peasants. Guard tell Stalin it is time to go home so Stalin get in wagon pulled by gypsies to go back home. Was very fun and successful day, Stalin cannot wait for next year!

Stalin photo souvenir of great day at national festivities fair.

Stalin Iron Giant Poster Finish!

Stalin Iron Giant poster finish today! Stalin burn half of gypsy crops to celebrate great achievement! Stalin have poster sent to all Stalin friend! Everyone get poster! Roosterbelts, Hitler, Sneaky Japanese Hirohito, and Lenin will of agree soon is best poster around! Stalin make sure whiny face Churchill not on mailing list for poster because Churchill is big fat stupid head!

Is life-size accurate size of stalin; 30 feet tall.

  

Stalin Hitler No Friend Anymore!

STALIN AND HITLER NO FRIEND ANYMORE!!
Hitler say Stalin, why you no have flushing toilet?!
Stalin say, Why?! Have perfectly good plank and hole?!
Hitler say Stalin is of civilization way to have flushing toilet.
Stalin say NO I AM STALIN! I AM RIGHT YOU WRONG FLUSHING TOILET IS OF NOT SUPERIOR TO PLANK AN HOLE!
Hitler say But Stalin you can make man who pull splinter out of ass make tank if you have toilet.
Stalin say HITLER THIS WHY YOU NO HAVE SOVIET PREMIERESHIP AND ONLY GERMAN!!!

Stalin beat inferior Hitler with Communism hands of great strength!

Hitler say Stalin, you no know what talking about!!!
Stalin call for guard
Stalin make Hitler go back to station of iron giant and take train. Train is still of broken. Stalin have peasant gypsy circus who make bad iron giant push hitler in lock train back to Germany.

Gypsy circus push locked train with Hitler back to Germany