Sunday, August 25, 2013

Today is start of blog.

I tell you new blog post that is first about stalin morning.

Every morning I wake up to a fresh hot cup of goat milk, it be lined out on the table next to favorite firearm. The aroma fill air reminding me that I now was only pretty princess of all the CCCP in the land.

The serfs place boxed chicken atop a chimney. It face window looking me straight in two eye. Each morning I grab my rifle and fire shots until I know the chicken is dead. This make good prize for giveaway to peasants. I tell myself communism great it best form of government of many peoples.

I spend brunch watching the big Iron Giant play with VCR. I had all memorabilia shipped from the evil American empire. Glorious space program make robot for me in several days of calendar.I too lived life like people, struggle to find bathroom because of too many chicken in office.

Day is like any day. I teach you this because you too can be glorious leader like me. More to come soon in my writing of the blog comrades.

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