Sunday, August 25, 2013

Summer is favorite season. I vacation at dacha.
I have peasant bring me their wife so as to make favorite time with. I watch American educational film Caddyshack so as to make learning golf easy. I wear blindfold for drive and play rock and roll heavy metal Journey and dance in fairway. Stalin score have never been lower! I hire homeless peasant to make new grass like American captalist greenskeeper Bill Murray and hunt gopher that I realease on to course!!! Gopher very sneaky and like to hide Stalin golf ball. But Stalin sneaky too! Stalin take gopher family and send them to Siberia where he kill one member for every day golf ball not back. Summer time is most favorite of season!

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