Peasant come in office today tell me stop watch the Iron Giant. He tell me people suffer because of glorious leadership. He say Iron Giant no good it bad film to play while people do not like leadership.
I tell him "no you are the peasant, you cannot say what do!" I take out gun and shoot the pig he favorite time with. Man yell "stop stalin! you shoot my pig with favorite time I do with!" I tell him Iron Giant very good film. I yell at guards and have him taken behind boathouse by Kremlin. His wife come in scream "No Stalin, you are glorious leader but please do not do Stalin." I look at her and be sad, but I know that punishment is right thing to do. I look over and see she knock over plate of bacon on table. I scream "no you do this, you hate iron giant and people die, do you see what you do with the hate of iron giant!?" I call for guards and tell them to throw her in siberian wilds. Maybe there I think she will find how good Iron Giant is too great of film.
I make everyone in Russia have to watch Iron Giant so they know how good it is as film. Many people get angry and make big revolution, tell them "No! communism is good you must watch Iron Giant because it is good!" they say "No stalin we are hungry." I tell them to watch Iron Giant or I take all food away from them.
Now they know how good Iron Giant is.
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