8am: Hitler arrive by train. Stalin there to greet. Stalin say, "Hitler you is of best friend!" and Hitler and Stalin share of close embrace.
9am: Stalin take Hitler to movie palace. Is really shed behind Kremlin next to outhouse. To see great movie in Russia. Iron Giant. Stalin think Hitler will love
10am: Stalin execute projectionist for bad sound. Hitler laugh and say has look of Jew.
11am: Stalin take Hitler to tour KGB and laugh at American OSS. Hitler find Stalin joke of most funny.
12pm: Stalin take Hitler to McKruschevs for lunch. They have each Big Castro. Is American burger but government own all meat. Hitler say he is of vegetarian. Stalin say NO NO ALLY OF STALIN VETERINARIAN. Stalin make sure Hitler clean plate. For reward Stalin make smiley face out of blood of Jew.
1pm: Stalin take Hitler to review miliatary. Hitler say very impressed. He take many note and ask how many round ammo we produce day and were. I tell him we proudly make two each day. He smile. I think very impressed.
2pm: Stalin take Hitler to place with train to see Soviet mechanical might and cow of Iron Giant. Unfortunately Soviet Train not working today. Stalin get very upset. IS ONLY TRAIN IN COUNTRY HOW YOU BREAK?! Hitler say it probably Jew. Stalin agree.
3pm: Stalin and Hitler have watercolor fingerpaint contest. Stalin win. Hitler say his is better but Stalin say NO IS NO BETTER WHY VIENNA NO LIKE YOU IF BETTER?!
4pm: Nap Time
6pm: Stalin and Hitler of making dinner together with close eye of stalin guard. Hitler want to examine Stalin guard weapon. Stalin guard weapon only have three scratches!! Is of best weapon in all of Russia. Hitler smile. Stalin think impressed.
7pm-9pm; Hitler and Stalin of watching american film birth of nation. Stalin and hitler agree Jew is problem.
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| Stalin watch Iron Giant film of evil American Capitalism with new best of friend Hitler |
10pm: Lights out.
Was of good day.
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